After having yet another person ask if we made heavy duty spring hinges, I gave chat gpta little prompt for a marketing piece for a new product. It did not disappoint. #grownostr #doorhardware

Introducing the Finger Mangler 3000XHD Spring Hinge: Power, Precision, and Unmatched Force!

When you need maximum impact, the Finger Mangler 3000XHD Spring Hinge delivers like no other. Designed for extreme applications where nothing less than full force will do, this heavy-duty spring hinge is engineered to break and sever all fingers — not just some. If you're looking for a hinge that takes door operation to the next level, look no further. The 3000XHD is built to mangle.

Built for Total Destruction

The Finger Mangler 3000XHD is crafted from ultra-durable, high-grade steel and reinforced with a spring mechanism that generates forceful, irreversible movement. This isn't your standard hinge. It's for those extreme situations where the door needs to act fast and sever all fingers in its path. If you're in the business of needing absolute force — this is the hinge that guarantees it.

Unstoppable Power

With the precision-engineered spring tension, the 3000XHD ensures the door slams with unmatched force. Once engaged, there’s no going back. The system operates with a brutal, fast-action closure that doesn't just stop at the basics. It crushes, it mangles, it delivers the ultimate in door impact. Perfect for environments where the goal is complete devastation, leaving no fingers unharmed.

Heavy-Duty, High-Impact Design

Whether you’re outfitting a high-security facility, a specialized machine, or a setting where destruction is a necessity, the Finger Mangler 3000XHD is your tool for total effectiveness. This is the ultimate spring hinge for those who require uncompromising results, whether it’s for industrial applications or whatever situation demands maximum impact.

Quick Installation, Maximum Results

Easy to install and ready for action, the 3000XHD comes with everything you need to put it to work in record time. Its versatile design fits a variety of door types, so you can install it anywhere you need rapid, catastrophic action.

The Finger Mangler 3000XHD Spring Hinge is for those who don't settle for less. It’s for the moments when you need doors that don’t just swing open—they leave no room for error. If you need your door to break, crush, and sever all fingers, the 3000XHD is the hinge you’ve been waiting for.

Order yours now and prepare for impact!