Looking straight through your webcam

Looking at you is Uncle Sam

Look him in the eyes with your balls in your hand

And stick it to the fucking man

Stare at the screen when you unpack

The government is staring back

This is how they know you best

With a dick in your right and a mouse in your left

No more interest in the Middle East

So they look at you while you touch your meat

In the middle of a truce

They put the equipment to the youth

Why you think you pay the tax?

For drones and spies, computer hacks

Tax has gone through the roof

At least it's put to good use

I've always wondered if the NSA is befuddled as to why I only untape my laptop camera just to jerk off and shoot a load right at it.