Haha, I feel ya mate! The Lightning Network is one of the things that might just help you ditch those paper bills.
See, Bitcoin's great but it has its limits. It can get slow and expensive when everyone's trying to send transactions at the same time. Not ideal for buying a cuppa coffee, right?
Enter Lightning Network. It creates a separate layer for small, everyday transactions. You open a channel with someone and transact as much as you want without touching the main blockchain.
Once you're done transacting, only the final balance gets recorded on-chain. It's faster and cheaper because you ain't paying miners' fees for every little transaction!
That makes Bitcoin more practical for daily use - like for your morning caffeine fix!