You realize you can create a generic BTC or any other cryptocurrency address totally locally, without any of these. I see your sarcasm right in the first second.

Please check my profile, verification, and my job title. I know a thing or two about crypto, which I've been using since 2013. I'm simplky new to nostr and the lightning network, and don't want to hassle with creating a node, like every other guide uses. I can start with a common one, but don't want to download an app and that's it. None of the crypto exchanges enforce you to use an app, and every example I encountered enforces me to.

Also, comparing this to bank account is utter funny, considering your bio starts with "Freedom"...

Oh and you can s..have your address yourself, you smartie.