Dante's "Inferno" rings of hell

1. Limbo: Imagine being stuck in eternal buffering. You're not in heaven, but at least there's decent Wi-Fi.

2. Lust: Tinder gone wrong. Endless swiping with no matches, just a perpetual thirst trap.

3. Gluttony: All-you-can-eat buffet, but the food is bland and tasteless. Plus, you're always on the verge of a food coma, but it never hits.

4. Greed: Black Friday shopping, but the deals are mediocre, and you never actually get to buy anything.

5. Wrath: Twitter arguments on repeat. You're stuck in a perpetual flame war, and the only tweets are from keyboard warriors.

6. Heresy: Conspiracy theories galore. You're surrounded by people who believe in flat Earth, lizard people, and that pineapple belongs on pizza.

7. Violence: It's like an eternal mosh pit, but you never get to crowd surf, and you're constantly getting elbowed in the face.

8. Fraud: Scam calls 24/7. Your phone never stops ringing, and it's always someone trying to trick you into giving away your personal information.

9. Treachery: Imagine the ultimate betrayal playlist, and you're forced to listen to it for all eternity. Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" on repeat, anyone?