(THIS ALL RHYMED ORIGINALLY, SORRY)

LO HERE I AM A MANNE, VVONDROUSE VVIND-UP DOLT, TERMINATOR TVVO I BE CALLED

HEAD MADE O TIN & I DRINKE KEROSENE

ONCE I AM DRUNKE, PON A DANDEE-HORSE SWIFTLY I RYDE & WITH AN ARQUEBUS I AM VERIE HANDY

IN HEIGHT I AM THREE YARDES & FORE INNARDS I HAVE GEARS CHAINS AND SPRINGS

INTO A SMYTHEE I CRASHED & ALL MY TIN HEADE I BROKE APARTE