My intellect is fine, good enough to get me a decent education in mathematics.

I never earned a degree. But I don't need college to be educated.

I can become an autodidact; a learned, educated, and intelligent young lad.

I can be excused from jury duty because of my disability. And I can't be drafted, either.

I'd say I have life pretty darn good in America.

I'm not leaving just because Trump is a fuckup.

We need a fuckup to divert the hatred away from me and towards Trump.

There is nothing I am required to do for food or services.

I can't go homeless.

We have no HOA in Jupiter Farms.

I can sue doctors for malpractice if they screw me over.

Yeah, I'd say everything goes my way in life.