I’m really good at herding cats so I think a platypus manager might require a similar skill set. Platypus merger might be something a little different. Would it be like platypus marriage? I now pronounce you platypus and platypus? Or do they have businesses that need a human merger specialist?

It’s ProtonMail, he needs a new email address 😂

You have to deal with live crickets to care for platypi. That’s the part of the job description that I don’t think I can get over. In an ideal world crickets and I maintain our distance.

Venomous too