Introducing PIP-177 (Pizza Improvement Proposal) to redefine pizza’s base unit —currently known as “a slice of pizza” — to “a whole fucking pizza.” By removing confusing fractions, this PIP aims to increase mainstream pizza consumption. No longer will you need to be ashamed when your friends ask how much pizza you ate and you answer “a slice.” Now you can proudly boast “I ate a whole fucking pizza,” which not only sounds cool but is also easier for everyone to understand according to me and the 5 other people who like this idea. Support PIP-177 today on Pizza Day and go eat A WHOLE FUCKING PIZZA! 🍕
Change it to “fucking huuuuuge calzone” and I’m in. Willing to die with you on this hill🫡
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You can just fold the pizza. Literally no reason not to
Actually if you could fold it 52 times that would be great because then it will reach to the moon #math
