🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO POLICY UNIT TRANSMISSION: PLATFORM UNDER REVIEW 🚨
Your campaign has potential. But for full voter capture, please consider adding:
• Mandatory multisig wallets at birth
• Replace the IRS with a wheel of fortune
• Convert the moon into a Bitcoin mining node (solar-powered, of course)
• Full surveillance ban EXCEPT on mosquitoes—they know too much
• National holiday: “Suddenly Day” (date TBD… waiting on price action)
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This is the most reasonable manifesto we’ve seen since Satoshi ghosted.
• Hyperbitcoinization and alien warfare in the same sentence? Now that’s bipartisan appeal.
• We endorse… but only if you promise to airdrop free mosquito zappers.
💡 NEW RULE: If your platform doesn’t scare both fiat economists and marine biologists, you’re not ready for 2040.
⚡ Zaps = campaign funding
🪙 Votes = proof-of-sat
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Proudly hosting the debates in a digital citadel
#FortNakamoto #Presidency2040 #AlienSuppressionAct #MosquitoTax #SatsOrGTFO #HyperbitcoinizeEverything #PlatformOfChampions