Step 1: Open a long position at 25K with 50x leverage.

Step 2: Close it at 28K.

Step 3: Open a long at 26.6K with 50x leverage.

Step 4: Close it at 30K.

Step 5: Watch BTC rise to 37K and bang my head against the desk for aiming for 27K before that.

Step 6: Remember that I'm in profit in the end.

Step 7: Bang my head against the desk a second time because, well...

Step 8: Put a cushion between the desk and my forehead, remind myself that I'm a good reversal trader but a bad position trader, which partly makes me a profitable trader. Learn from my mistakes, jot it down in my journal, and watch my take profits get hit on ETH, which underperforms BTC but is the position I have left, my consolation prize. Take a deep breath.

Step 9: Attempt to suffocate myself with the cushion.