Long story short
On vacation with a group of friends
My friend's abusive boyfriend got with some randos and started doing coke and came back to the room acting aggressive
So I said some shit and he punched me in the face
So I fought him
He was hard to keep dow
bruh had that crackhead strength
The cops got called
He had to go to the hospital and got 17 stitches
I avoided jail
No hospital necessary for me
My friend made a game of fucking with the cops (she loves super trooper) and talking with her hands wildly with a joint between her fingers
Just for entertainment and to pass the time
It wasn't so bad
(We had an insane amount of weed... And almost got fucked.)