The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there!
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Serious question. Does nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 even have a mustache? What kind of name is that anyway?!
Does a very manly 5:00 shadow count??!?🤔
I'll allow it. It's about all I can grow myself. Us smooth, clean, handsome guys gotta stick together
Tru this….I’ve an idea that post apocalyptic, sweaty, grimy women (and likely women in prison🤔😳) are gonna find us very desirable 😂🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
Hell yeah. I'll do whatever it takes to save the human race! Just us vs a bunch of unruly-bearded uggos who can't find a razor. The contrast should be irresistible to the fairer sex. Can't wait!
I’ve said it b4 and I’ll say it again
….it’s like my sweet ole granny use to say
“A good tard is hard to find
And a hard tard is good to find”🤔😳😂
Full disclosure: she never said that or anything remotely like it ….but as the council and most govts around the world like to say “never let the truth stand in the way o a good narrative”
A simple image search found this tard, these mfs can survive pretty much anything and still do their thing, which consists of floating around waiting for stuff to happen. Behold modern society, complete with a butt-shaped mouth.
I feel like I should know the name of this thing. Have seen it several times, but drawing a blank
Tardigrade
But wait a moment.
Look away, calm your mind.
Look back again.
Now its a Retardigrade.
Lol, thank you. Think I'll remember it for good this time 🫡⭕️
I think it’s tardus magnus🤔
….notice the sophisticated simplicity allowing for survival instincts comparable to rats and cockroaches
…also the welcome appearance of its velvet like meat hooks…allowing for a permanent grip on ur btc …. which has long since been passed on in the chain of evolution of the modern banker, btc ETFs and with a relatively high probability DATs
…sadly I signed a NDA (and forgot to cross my fingers during said signing) prior to my courageous journey to the future which was littered with perils and constant acks ⭕️ bravery and heroism on my part (I suspeck that comes as a surprise to no one tho)
…on more than one occasion I launched myself in front small groups of women and chirren to thwart incoming projectiles while nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat cowered behind them …he says he was lookin for loose change so what do I know🤔🤷🏽♂️
…without violating my oath let me just say the future is not for p*ssies….a lot o the tards are gonna struggle with it😳🤦🏽♂️🤭😂🫂⭕️
Can you at least hint at the price of BTC?
🤔…thangz are gonna get a lil crazy😳🤯
…let me be clear….@yodlme.com may or may not be the Berkshire Hathaway of the future🫡🌅
…does that help?😂⭕️
Holy shnikes! Are you sayin what I think you're saying? Wait a minute, given that many companies are larger holders, not sure how the good outcome would be possible, which leaves...oh god...time to make some travel plans 🏃♂️💨