Bitcoin will never go above $1

Okay it's above $1 but it's just a fad, it'll never reach $100

Okay it hit $100 but Mt. Gox proved it's all a scam

Okay it recovered but it'll never break $1,000

Okay it broke $1,000 but governments will ban it

Okay some countries adopted it but institutions will never buy in

Okay MicroStrategy bought billions but ETFs will never be approved

Okay ETFs are approved but it'll never break 100k

Okay it broke 100k but it'll never stay above 100k, just tulips.

The strategic bitcoin reserve will never happen

Okay the US has a reserve but central banks will never adopt it

Okay central banks are buying but it'll never replace gold as a reserve asset

Okay it's surpassed gold's market cap but nation states will never use it for trade

Okay nations are settling trade in bitcoin but the IMF will never create a bitcoin standard

Okay there's a new monetary standard but $1M per coin is impossible

Okay it's worth millions but extending block times for Mars colonies is ridiculous

Okay they extended to 20-minute blocks for interplanetary sync but quantum computers will break it

Okay quantum-resistant signatures are implemented but the Dyson sphere mining farms are unsustainable

Okay fusion-powered mining is carbon negative but the intergalactic ledger will never work

Okay the blockchain spans 3 galaxies but consciousness uploads will never use sats as compute credits