nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy0hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttjv4kxz7fwv3jhyettwfhhxuewd4jj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsleq7kw is a consumate gentleman and a leader of men.
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He literally treats hoes like housewives. And housewives like housewives. And other men, like housewives. And little children like housewives. And rabid feminists like housewives. And angry, bitchy devs like housewives. And random Joe Flow on the street like housewives. Crazy person screaming around the subway? Yup, gets the relentless, unshakeable, housewife treatment.
Everyone gets the
Full Derek Housewife Gold Standard Treatmentâ„¢
Cuz Derek treats all people the way Derek thinks people should all be treated. And if you don't like it, well, then have a GM and GFY, brother. Ain't nobody got time for that. There are other people waiting for their share of the Derek Treatment, so take a number and go back to the end of the line.
Next.
Amen. Amen. The end.
You give me a lot of credit but I'm nowhere near perfect. I try to be helpful and nice but I'm also an asshole sometimes and I do make mistakes.
And he's humble, too.