I spilled coffee in my lap and it looks like i sharted from my dick.

headed to the gym anyways.

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Honeybadger

Something marlowe would write if he was still alive

πŸ˜† Reminds me of the excellent Kevin Kelly quote β€œDon’t worry about what people are thinking about you. They are NOT thinking about you.”

Opposite of butt chugging. Dick caffeination.

i learned it in special forces

Special forces? Like the short bus version or the guys with guns? πŸ˜‚

Special Forces guys get guns!?!?

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