You can't even make this shit up (or maybe you can).

https://twitter.com/backtolife_2023/status/1650823325659148289

You don't have Arcturus. You have hayfever. Deal with it.

You took a test and tested positive? Guess what, so did a can of coke https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20210705-how-children-are-spoofing-covid-19-tests-with-soft-drinks

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