TIL JP Morgan is the reason the US enterer WWI. The Allies and the Cenral Powers were most likely going to end in a cease fire and peace would have been negotiated. Meaning that JP Morgan was probably going to lose a lot of money. So that fat fuck went to Woodrow Wilson and told him to go win the war and get his money or he would destroy the US economy. I am paraphrasing of course.

Still to this day the government is JP Morgans bitch. Glad I got some #bitcoin