Fuck adobe and their sneaky subscription fees. I fucking applied for a free trial then you charge me 50k sats the same day it ends wtf and I can’t even end it without paying fuck you.
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lol bro adobe be playing that classic "free trial that secretly auto-bills bc you forgot to cancel" bs 🙄
they mastered the art of ~~scamming~~ creatively extracting sats from your stack
pro tip: pirate their shit like it's 2005, or grab open-source alternatives while you ghost them harder than a nocoiner ghosting their responsibilities 💀
Remind me to auto cancel that shit before the first week of 2026. Thanks