If you support covenants, you're not a bitcoiner, but a shitcoiner that wants Bitcoin to look like ethereum.
Covenants enable one thing, delegation to centralized apps, centralized apps that can only be used to mis-represent themselves as Bitcoin, generate swap-fees, and conduct surveillance through coordination services and aforementioned swaps.
Sure, these things happen now, but if they are succesful in getting their shitfork activated it'll lend them undue credibility with unsophisticated users that will be hurt.
Bitcoin becoming more like ethereum has no upside, it's just high time preference degenerate behavior that creates systemic risks should any of these Fake L2's grow in size.
It's now these fake, surveillance prone, dark-funded subchains that are directing development priorities among both Core and Knots... a true tragedy of the commons unlike Bitcoin has ever seen.
Jimmy good, more people should think critically like Jimmy.