One of my coworkers asked me what I thought about the tariffs. We have a pretty surface level relationship.

I said that I wasn't too worried and that going outside helps with all the wild market stuff (keeping it surface level). He asked me what I thought what is a good strategy going forward.

That's when I decided slowly walked him into the dark alleyway of "bitcoin is the only money 401ks aren't real or your money and your house and groceries will go to infinity $."

He gave me the........👁👄👁👍