Today we have local and regional elections in Norway, and I've just performed my civic duties 🫡.

This inspired me to make a run for office in our parliamentary election in 2025. Please find my draft platform:

I promise that the policy of

- grinding you between the millstones of taxation and inflation,

- lying in both of your ears simultanously,

- vaccinating your pregnant wife,

- locking up your granny,

- ripping out your tongue,

- confirming your child's gender,

- knocking out your teeth,

- regulating to death all useful services,

- poisoning your food,

- dripping ether into your eyes,

- painting all public building in the rainbow's colours,

- sawing the seeds of distrust between you and your friends, and

- ensuring that all of your descendants forever will be enslaved by perpetual debt

will continue, in the name of the greater good.

Vote for Rune Østgård

The Same Shit as all the other parties party (SS)

(It's a slam dunk. )