Some kid in North American Citadel 2063:

My granddad participated in the blocksize conflict. He didn't talk much about it. After he passed, my parents tasked me with cleaning out his attic. There was a trunk that had a ledger and a note in it. It said 'for little Max Saylor Smith when he is old enough. The pin is weed smoking time then the number that is also an uncomfortable but somehow celebrated sex position.'

Thanks granddad. I will never forget this moment.