I've given out trying to explain to my family and friends why Bitcoin is so insane and cool. Instead I get them to download nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq on the spot and I send them 1000 sats.

'there you go, real money, not in a bank, but right here in your possession (not technically)'