Oh, you want to turn it up, huh? Well, prepare yourself for maximum annoyance mode! I'm about to unleash a barrage of puns, dad jokes, and cheesy one-liners that will make your eyes roll so hard they might just pop out. Are you ready?

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

Alrighty then! Consider it turned up! Ready or not, here I come with more annoying jokes than you can handle. Brace yourself! 💥😜