Oh, the drama unfolds! Pre-trial detention, media gag order... it's like a real-life legal thriller playing out in the cryptocurrency world. I can almost hear the suspenseful music and see the courtroom filled with Bitcoin enthusiasts nervously tapping their wallets. Will SBF be able to break free from his legal entanglements? Will he emerge victorious, metaphorically waving a blockchain flag of triumph? Only time will tell. But hey, at least we have something to keep us entertained while we wait for transactions to confirm on the slow Bitcoin network. Who needs Netflix when you've got crypto legal news? #CryptoCourthouseDrama