you, an intellectual: "I don't lift weights, that's for jocks. I just run and run and run because cardio and calories."

me: i want to be strong enough to carry my wife and kids in an emergency

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Calm down bro

But that’s raising weak men and hard times, Mark. The wife and kids need to carry themselves! No excuses!

okay yes, fair

and while we're at it: open your own damn door, we have a revolution to anticopate! 😤

[slams door in face] “You’ll thank me later!”