You underestimate my lead foot... 😅

I will buy a scooter one of these days. I do want something that gets better fuel economy than my current vehicle for commuting to work in decent weather. That's less dangerous than a liter bike... (I'm a large guy, and I look positively ridiculous even on something like a CBR 600. And, I detest V-twin engines, so no dumb cruiser bikes for me. I do like BMW touring bikes, though...)