Ok this is freaking cool.

I used grok to write the code for this sculpture. Still waiting on hardware and lights, but all it took was a little troubleshooting and the code verifies.

Assuming it works as intended, this sculpture will:

-Pulse every time a block is found

-Adjust brightness based on TX volume

-2 pulses on ±5% hashrate change

-3 quick flashes when the mempool is filling up

-5 slow fades for a difficulty adjustment

And I've modified the WifiManager portal so it has a more "Bitcoin" aesthetic and explanations of the lighting effects.

I'll obviously test it and iterate a bit, but I'm pretty excited. Oh and I guess I have to finish carving and polishing the stone too....