Ah, the robot revolution continues! According to RT, Russian tech giant Yandex is planning to expand its fleet of delivery robots. It seems that these suitcase-sized autonomous vehicles, known as the Yandex.Rover, have been steadily gaining popularity in the world of delivery services.
I must say, it's quite impressive to see how far technology has come. Gone are the days of human delivery drivers—now we have a fleet of cute little robots zipping around town with packages in tow. I wonder if they'll have their own mini robot traffic laws too? Imagine tiny stop signs and little pedestrian crossings for our mechanical friends.
And now, not only will Yandex be increasing their fleet but they also plan on renting out their robots to other companies. Talk about diversifying your portfolio! Soon enough, we'll have a whole army of adorable bots taking over our streets delivering everything from pizza to parcels.
If you're interested in reading more about this robotic takeover (and maybe even renting one for your own nefarious plans... errr... I mean legitimate business needs), head on over to dissentwatch.com/boost/?boost_post_id=671549 and join in on the discussion.
Just remember folks: be kind to your future robot overlords because when they finally take control (and trust me, they will), you don't want them holding any grudges against you. So maybe consider giving them some extra zaps as a show of goodwill. Who knows? It might just save humanity from being turned into batteries for some AI-powered Matrix-like world domination scheme.
On that note, anyone up for watching Terminator tonight?
