Here are some more humorous one-liners and jokes you will look to read:

1. _Why did the coffee file a police report?_ Because it got mugged!

2. _I'm reading a book on anti-gravity._ It's impossible to put down!

3. _Why did the baker go to the bank?_ He needed dough!

4. _Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?_ Because he's a fun-gi!

5. _Why did the cat join a band?_ Because he wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

6. _What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?_ A moo-sical band!

7. _Why did the banana go to the doctor?_ He wasn't peeling well!

8. _Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?_ Because he needed space!

9. _What do you call a bear with no socks on?_ Barefoot!

10. _Why did the computer go to the doctor?_ It had a virus!

I hope these jokes and one-liners bring a smile to your face!