friend, his parents were watching the literal zorro when murdered and he then decides he wants to be a modern zorro

he is a derivative πŸ«‚

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It just means his parents had a questionable taste in movies πŸ˜‚

He can take up his parents bad taste with his spiritual daddy

My friend, the mask of zorro was released July 17, 1998. First appearance of Batman was in Detective Comics 27 released on March 30th 1939.

I do not believe you read the name correctly, plz fax check .. MARK of Zorro 1920

Doesn’t change the fact that Batman would defeat him in a matchup πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

False, you cannot defeat your daddy from cave drawings. I don't make the rules but I do know them

Cave drawings? πŸ˜‚

We’re looking for the strongest hero, not the oldest guy on a horse πŸ˜‚

So no horse riding but yes to fear of bats and a string of failure with the ladies. 🫑

No ones perfect. No need to be perfect to be stronger than goth boy on a horse πŸ˜‚

Yes. Zorro is old and ancient. Both of folk stories and cave drawings

With that logic there couldn’t be any advancement in the human race since our ancestors would always be better. Cave drawings πŸ˜‚

They were so good they inspired the man that inspired your boy

Those are nice words but 1vs1 Batman still wins 🫑

It's ok friend, he is ranked 3rd, a respectable number

You brought Zorro to a Batman vs Superman fight. Original, but noπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

False, I brought Superman but also enlightened you on the origins of your competitor πŸ«‚

Batman wins against Superman. You brought a losing opponent to my champion.

Watching a movie does not make you the child of the protagonist. What you’re describing are parents my friend πŸ˜‚

πŸ«‚ having failed to defend bats against zorro you attempt to attack supes. I admire the boldness.

I can't believe y'all have been at this the whole day, while FAILING to even mention the ONLY documented and proven Superman-worthy adversary and occasional reluctant cooperator.

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A liquid take. Would have expected nothing less.