Wait, Hold Up. WHAT???!!!
I've played with using implanted microchips as lightning faucets. I can't wait to use them for nostr purposes.
https://video.nostr.build/6f13a5e5854b796e86a7ab0b4507d088d1e7abc8b8743f6e9eade7b49eb3512f.mp4
Discussion
You're a dog. You never got chipped?
Nope.
Not that I'd want some centralized chips, but there are some really interesting use-cases for self-sovereign self-installed implanted microchips.
To be fair, harder to dispose of than a tag in your clothing, but to each their own.
Did you seriously just implant a lightning payment tag into your hand?
It's just a simple nfc tag, but manufactured in a bio-compatible form like a pet tag.
You can write whatever data you want to them, be it access control credentials, vCards, urls, text...
In this case I was using LNurlW to create a LN faucet so people could receive sats just by tapping their phone to my hand.
Yes, I know. But how did you put it in? That's what I want to know.

