My partner is obsessed with politics so just how I ruined his day I’m gonna share my top three presidents and reasons why.

1. John Tyler

I cosplayed him in fourth grade for a history project.

2. Teddy Roosevelt

Night at the Museum.

3. Herbert Hoover

Because the Hoover Dam is secretly housing Megatron, Leader of the Decepticons.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk!