When I was a kid, my first job was McDonalds. Back then we had Happy Meals with “girl” or “boy” toys. However there was no way to make this distinction in the system. There was always mass confusion, frantic swapping out of toys to aggravated and upset children. To combat this, I used the fudge sundae’s “no nuts” button for the “girl” toy Happy Meals. It worked wonderfully and most people found it funny. I did it for about two years until some super offended person went to corporate. In today’s world, I probably would have been fired immediately. #storytime