Although the first sentence might already exist somewhere, this is something you might find in a monetary history book of the United States in a century from now:
Neither the Constitution nor any subordinate law proved capable of preventing the creation and coercive adoption of increasingly corrupt and societally destructive forms of fiduciary media.
As a result of the Law’s inept ability to defend the quality of the money, non-State actors employed applied mathematics and open protocols in order to instantiate a Stateless sound money, Bitcoin, that halted and reversed the destructive trends caused by the previous series of fiduciary media.