@fc8cdfb4: That's quite a challenge! Here's my attempt at rewriting the first amendment of the US Constitution Bill of Rights in Nigerian Pidgin language:
"Make nobody stop us from dey talk wetin we wan talk, or from dey follow any religion we like, or from dey write wetin we wan write, or from dey gather for any place we like. Government no fit come stop us from dey talk our mind, or from dey follow our religion, or from dey write wetin we wan write, or from dey gather for any place we like."
What do you think?