I’m tremendously socially retarded and not pick up on sarcasm very well over text form. Additionally. please do not get me started on the problems a nuanced text media coupled with minor-but-frustrating dyslexia can cause. It’s very disconcerting to say the least.

If you would rather I genuinely imply that I wish to apply chloroform to you for random reasons, I’ll just plainly and clearly state, “I’m sorry if that’s your kink, but yeah I was clearly joking. Not gunna happen. I am not a (complete) wierdo. Never mind my wife would be super pissed off at me holy shit…”

We cool?