Another kid quote...

We had scheduled a family picnic with grandma and grandpa at a local park. We set up a table with our food, gear, etc.

As we were all down at the water on this hot day, an unleashed dog came over and pee'd on the table bench. Grandpa was pissed and gave the dog "what for".

My young daughter, sensing the mood shifting anger, exclaimed "Don't worry grandpa... it will dry".

I busted a gut on that one.