To my non-American friends:

The sport "football" (your version) is misnamed. Unless you play barefoot, your foot never touches the ball. Your *shoes* and *socks* touch it though. Consider renaming it "shoe-and-sock-ball" -- or just "soccer" for short.

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Everyone shipped us the gold in WW2. We get to name things whatever we want now!

America got rich and was suddenly like "wow, you can just do things"

Post Breton Wood: "Euros? Yea those are just dollars now. "

Hahaha this is a good one!

does that mean bitcoiners will rename the world in the next decade?

We already are. Some of the biggest companies are "Bitcoin" companies now. Twentyone... Nakamoto... Etc.

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it used to be called soccer in english for a while

It still is called soccer in most of the native-english-speaking world

Australia: soccer

Canada: soccer

USA: soccer

England calls it football, but as I pointed out, that's a poor name for it

it's not a poor name, you are just trolling

but yes, I know it's soccer in other places, I was just saying that that might not be an american novelty as some thing

indeed, this post is just trolling, it is not serious

It makes sense to me.

And rugby makes sense when applied to US sports.

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It's called football because the ball is about a foot long. I can see how that would be confusing for you metric people, but we're not changing it to 3 decimeter ball.

ok handegg fanboy

1. I don't like handegg (American football)

2. But not because it uses an egg-shaped ball, that's a perfectly reasonable ball shape for this sport, as it has a lot of forward passes, and an egg-shaped ball makes those look cooler

3. The fact that American football (handegg) is a sucky sport is no reason to call soccer football

what about rugby football?

I don't know much about rugby but I doubt it involves many rugs