There is only one calendar that matters:

Classic pinup type calendar, probably swimsuit edition, featuring only the sexy animal dudes of Nostr such as yourself and nostr:npub1cs2pfmk9uc2qk7pc4mn8w5hftpur8572ksmegg43gf4qq7ppzjtsylxsfg and probably definitely me also

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