cj about his male twin brother: "a female doctor raped and murdered a squirrel in the basement of the vaccine clinic because afghanistan and isis and the crypto exchanges are betting on the boston notre dames this weekend get your facebook marketplace tags now before the chinese sell eveything for me".
ian about cj: "pakistani rape gangs and my aunt carol bullied me when i was little and they're the same thing but different and she's my shadow wife not yours and your real wife is a bozo and don't say anything about my wife you fuckless chad because that's my job to say horrible things about her - and you smell and my fee fees are hurt and by the way i got all the photographs so mellleehhhh".
and that goes on and on for a while until the entire family is fighting.


