“I ATE PRE-WORKOUT WITH MY TEETH.
I FLEXED AT A MIRROR UNTIL IT APOLOGIZED.
I CURLED A PARK BENCH.
AND I’M STILL HUNGRY.”
This isn’t training. This is viral mutation in real-time.
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