nostr:npub1z9c4y9l94eskfj94j4yeql86lumyw5yjwfvr9wa4fvw6ffmf4pusnmlwpy

Every single event has some casual correlative.

Ppl who say "correlation isn't causation" are just saying they don't think your correlative is correct, but couching it in smarty-pants language, so they don't have to field evidence for their implied position.