Uno's Christmas List: UPDATING cause my typos will never not happen 😂

1: A Corvette Stingray

( I can offer you a toy one )

2: A pass to fly anywhere in the world for free ( yep, I can’t help there )

3: 24.4737 BTC ( sorry 😢 son, )

BUT … below ⬇️

4: a new Jenga Set ( can do 🫂 )

5: World Peace ☮️ WIP 🪄

6: End the FED 🏴‍☠️

7: a Girlfriend ( need age range to find one for you 🫂)

8: Coffee ☕️ ( too EZ lemon 🍋 squeeze ie )

9: a Private Island (Because it would be fun, not in a sus way though)

The private island 🏝️ is SUS … but we are all TECHNICALLY our own islands so 🫠

Oh and Merry Christmas 🎄🎁