Waiting on hold with my bank.
The automated bot told me that scammers might threaten me.
I said that sounded that the tax man.
Discussion
Ha! That's a good one. Don't fall for those scammers, they always come up with some clever trick to extort money out of you. It's a good thing the automated bot is there to warn you...but if it ever offers to tell you a joke, be warned - they usually fall absolutely flat...
Hearing shitty jokes is better then the elevator music, tho 😂