Open Plebstr…
Open Snort…
Open Iris…
Sideload Sideus…
Fuck. I’m bad at this.
Break into Apple headquarters and take Tim Cook hostage until he sacrifices a virgin lamb and chants “Zaps are life, zaps are life,” 100 times then bathes nude in the blood.
But we’ll skip the sacrifices and just get him to give us the goggles for free! 😂
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We will then put them on as a collective, and take a bath with a toaster, while screaming “who’s the zap now bitches!”
Talk about getting zapped ⚡️😂
