BREAKING NEWS:

TRUMP ANNOUNCES "OPERATION WARP NUT TINGLE" - PUBLIC/PRIVATE PARTNERSHIP WITH PFIZER TO DEVELOP AN MRNA SHOT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR NUTS TO MAKE THEM TINGLE WHENEVER BITCOIN PRICE RISES BY MORE THAN 5%

ALL COSTS TO BE BORNE BY AMERICAN TAXPAYER AND PFIZER GRANTED 100% BLANKET IMMUNITY IN CASE OF SIDE EFFECTS OR HARM TO PATIENTS