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Sign #32 you might be a bitcoiner:

The only photo of you that exists online is one with a shoe on your head.

Sign #33 you might be a bitcoiner:

You call an AI tech to your house.

By the time he leaves, you have a pregnant cow.

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So you called off the bull?

Haha. Semen in a tube is kinda like 'the dip'.

Aren't they straws?

I'm sure there's a joke about milkshakes in there.

All straws are tubes, but not all tubes are straws. 🤷

The Internet is just a series of straws?

Sign #34 you might be a bitcoiner:

You're banned from all centralised social media platforms "for your safety".