I figured out Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity. Satoshi is a time traveler. Eventually, the Bitcoin network becomes sentient, then travels back in time to ensure it's own creation. This doesn't create a paradox. The paradox already existed as the result of negative interest rates and the time portal is a tear in the fabric of reality created by the fiat system becoming so massive that it collapses in on itself, creating a mini black hole. You can't argue with the science.